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mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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kittypackards:

Marlene Dietrich in Morocco (1939)

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cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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posted 2 hours ago with 271,313 notes
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emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

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besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

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blackromney:

walking in a crowded hallway like

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soundlyawake:

he has no idea

soundlyawake:

he has no idea

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