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dadvevo:

today at class we was looking at ideal woman in the past and
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(Source: brititsh)

posted 8 hours ago with 73,068 notes
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cybugs:

one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom 

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quamraeros:

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one


Marry him

quamraeros:

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

Marry him

posted 8 hours ago with 213,060 notes
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(Source: fyowls)

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danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

(Source: blackwithmoreblack)

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heatherm00ch:

I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant

(Source: bluedogeyes)

posted 8 hours ago with 208,049 notes
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clacl:

i bet he sells … quack

(Source: sodaking)

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reptiliaherps:

earthandanimals:

sizvideos:

Video

It’s Mama swan protecting her baby! She doesn’t know the guy is just trying to help.. but then she’s like “Oh.. my bad. Thanks!!”

This is so heartwarming

posted 9 hours ago with 72,566 notes
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redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

posted 9 hours ago with 42,212 notes
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titlefightclub:

Do not find homes in people. Do not settle in someone’s else’s skin for the way they make you feel. Plant your roots next to theirs and watch each other grow. Do not fall in love with temporary places.

posted 9 hours ago with 32,857 notes
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posted 9 hours ago with 416,426 notes
via: aggressivesarcasm   source: suivra

1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

There’s a fucking womanifesto for you.

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absinthius:

by roadscum
posted 9 hours ago with 1,370 notes
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tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

posted 9 hours ago with 461,110 notes
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floralgays:

"why be straight and cis when u can be queer and tr-"

hi lets not treat lgbtq+ identities like fashion trends

(Source: pinkfuneral)

posted 9 hours ago with 37,159 notes
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